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queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

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dogwithhat:

My brothers toothbrushes over the past month
Why is he so angry

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qoodie:

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

every goddamn time..

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meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

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paprika:

maybe i should send you a bill for all my time you wasted 

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ww-swagabond:

buzzfeed:

This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory. 

I’ll have what the last person is having.

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aryanightshade:

sexploshin:

Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you

somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’

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hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

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littlethingsblossomloves:

grandegarlic:

loveandddrevenge:

amphetaheroin:

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

WHAT

I’m laughing

what

I’m an American and I’ve been pronouncing Arkansas very wrong and I didn’t even know

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