*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless
every goddamn time..
The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.
This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory.
I’ll have what the last person is having.
Somewhere between fuck you and I’d fuck you
somewhere between ‘go fuck yourself” and ‘no wait let me do it’
Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone
just let that sink in
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
I’m an American and I’ve been pronouncing Arkansas very wrong and I didn’t even know